Democracy and Class Struggle says being real and rational in the UK in 2018 is a struggle as bizarre stories pass for fact.
These bizarre stories emanate from Boris Johnson the UK Foreign Secretary (BOJO) if you deny them you are labelled a traitor - the summary of these stories by Criag Murray below.
“Comrade Putin, we have successfully stockpiled novichoks in secret for ten years, and kept them hidden from the OPCW inspectors. We have also trained our agents in secret novichok assassination techniques. The programme has cost hundreds of millions of dollars, but now we are ready. Naturally, the first time we use it we will expose our secret and suffer massive international blowback. So who should be our first target? The head of a foreign intelligence agency? A leading jihadist rebel in Syria? A key nuclear scientist? Even a Head of State?”
“No, Tovarich. There is this old retired guy I know living in Salisbury. We released him from jail years ago…”
“With respect Comrade Putin, are you sure he is the most important target to reveal a programme we have put so much resource into for ten years?”
“Yes. I sit here every day and I cannot concentrate on the affairs of Russia or the World as all the time am thinking of Sergei Skripal. I should never have let him out of jail to spend his life buying lottery tickets and eating in Zizzis. But you must make absolutely certain to kill him.”
“Don’t worry Comrade Putin, we have been training in secret novichok assassination techniques for ten years. We even have a detailed manual explaining our methods. We will spread the novichok on his outside door handle (fiendish laugh).”
“Are you sure comrade? Is there not a danger it will wash off or get diluted?”
“No Comrade Putin, it never rains in England.”
That is, genuinely, in every detail the official British government version of what happened in Salisbury, including the ten year programme and the secret assassination manual.
Despite this story being one of the most improbably wild conspiracy theories in human history, it is those who express any doubt at all as to its veracity who are smeared as “conspiracy theorists” or even “traitors”.
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SOURCE: https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2018/04/portonblimp-down-episode-2-a-tale-by-boris-johnson/
Great piss take. I'm absolutely amazed at the collapse of liberal Britain, the Guardian etc. who just will not say the king has no clothes; how ridiculous this story is. And how mad is the story that Corbyn is a racist anti Semite, and that Assad would be so stupid to launch a chemical attack which was absolutely no help in liberating East Ghouta as it was already his. But convienently it did provide the excuse for Israel and the USA to strike.
ReplyDeleteIt is nice to agree with you Gerry
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